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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every time you install Linux, Linus clips a penguin’s wings.

Think of the penguins. Stop using Linux.

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

And careful with those unix systems. Every time someone compiles Minix, Andrew Tanenbaum shaves a raccoon's ass.