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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

My plan for the apocalypse is to do all the drugs I always wanted to, see if anyone else is up for the sex and rock'n'roll part, and then pick a place with a nice view to jump from.

I'm not shitting my organs out in the metro, have fun dealing with the mutants yourself.