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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

The part that was the tell was that it worked on first try.

Okay, in which way? Did the person just run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production?

Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

The first three drafts of my favourite test program (a program to drive servos to point a heliostat mirror at mirrorLattitude, mirrorLongitude, mirrorAltitude in altitude and azimuth to direct the reflected ray at targetLattitude, targetLongitude, targetAltitude) wouldn't run.

It's very rare for any AI to use real modules for the language (even when I say "please use library modules that exist in CPAN") and they nearly never know how to reflect a ray

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 days ago

Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.

look at various vibecode subreddits.

at least some of them are

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production? Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid

Oh the things I have seen cryptobros on twitter do, you would not believe

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Yes, they would.

I hope they would - it's like natural selection but in the fiscal context