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If I surgically remove a SatansMaggotyCumFart steak it’s vegan and vegans can cook and eat it.
yet consentual cannibalism is illegal
Being legal or illegal doesn't mean it's vegan or not though.
fair enough, but according to the concent idea of veganism, you're technically right, giving people your own meat is vegan.
Where it gets messy is when you're having a consensual BDSM encounter and you have an orgasm from the pain is that semen vegan or not?
I think the consensus is that excreted material is not cannibalism. like drinking milk or eggs is not eating meat (although I would argue that technically, a fertilized egg even though identical should in theory count as meat).
So it would be vegan because you consented to BDSM and cumming, and it is also vegan because it does not count as meat because it is excreted.
Moreso, is it vegan for a person who did not participate in the encounter to consume the semen, versus the person who had consent to extract it.
And it should remain so as long as we don't have a proper way to deal with prions.
it will likely only hurt those who consent to participate, so still. not sure if that should be illegal, usual doing stupid dangerous (to the self) isn't illegal.
there's no law that says I can't shove fireworks up my arse. it's a bad idea and I shouldn't do it, but that isn't illegal
Food standards exist for a reason. You can't trust people not to put shit in their mouth that'll harm them.
it makes sense to ban it for sale, but if you go and eat random stuff you find you will hurt yourself, but it isn't illegal... unless what you eat makes you feel good, then it's super illegal