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See, that's why you always jailbreak your sex robot. That, and who knows what corporate wants to do with all that semen it's collecting.
Collecting?? Is that why my robot's vagina slams shut when I'm done and then it runs to the post office every time?
Half right, but it's a UPS dropbox- they have a deal with Amazon. Occasionally it's delivered by drone!
UPS - Uterus Processing System
Congrats on your half-robot babdy!
Futurama warned of this