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I showed my friends this and reminded them I have a DNR (do not resuscitate)
Yeah if all it takes to keep me alive is a prostate massage, I'm taking that option.
Lol I've had a 5 hr NDE, it's the opposite of scary out there. If I'm not back again on my own I'm not intending to come back. My friends do know to not do an autopsy and wait until I actually show signs of decomp before they cremate me tho, just in case I'm gone more than 5 hrs next time. I read some shaman was gone 2 weeks in his village and was pissed when he woke up in the charnel house 😂
The prostate massage or the DNR?
The prostate massage. Might as well have a good time on my way out.
This made me laugh harder than it should
Haahaha, yay 😂
You need a DNAO (do not anally oxygenate)
Haha