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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Totally random and off topic, but that dude looks like ~~a yoked up version of~~ Josh Strife Hayes.

Update: Apparently its been a while since I've watched Josh, he may actually be more yoked up than this dude.

Hayes has yoked up so much by seemingly working a fitness routine into his regular gaming habit that he apparently a lot of people think he's on steroids???

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is news to me and now I have to go read about it because I also use to watch him???

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, I guess its Josh 'Swole' Hayes these days, lol.

Its incredible how much he's like, the mirror image of Asmongold, his negation.