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[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Take the $500,000 and then pull it.

[โ€“] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Really though it's the holidays, I'm feeling charitable. This one's on me - no worries.