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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 115 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My parents and extended family: "why don't you find a nice girl to [blah blah blah]"

Me: "haha yes I'll get right on that"

Me: having mega gay sex in addition to actively not wanting children, even if I was medically a good candidate to father them

Parents/extended: "I just don't understand"

Me: upgrades to ultra mega gay sex

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 30 points 1 day ago

Out of curiosity, what is the second level upgrade or evolution?

asking for a friend

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ultra Mega Gay Sex Pro Max FE Special Edition+

[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

I imagine that Xi probably doesn't care all that much whether you're having mega gay sex, but I expect that he is very interested in whether you are also employing that dingus in ways more-conducive to sustaining future state output.