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I feel like that's probably the one thing a vehicle marketed as bullet-proof needs to be... like, actually bullet-proof.

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[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah. Any car that isn't armored should be assumed 0% bulletproof. I wouldn't trust a car door to protect me from a .22.

The engine block is the only thing on a regular cop car that would reliably stop, deflect, or at least slow most bullets.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I think you missed the whoosh

[–] Gluek@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

And yet it also missed on cybertruck.