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[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's all a scam, man. Money's just pretend. I converted all my cash to radishes. At least when the economy goes into a death spiral I'll still have radishes.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 1 points 1 day ago

Real animal crossing strategies

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Im considering it as well. but the question is before I begin would be that a diet of only radishes everyday can prevent scurvy, if so im all aboard.

You can trade me some of your radishes for some of my sweet potatoes.