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I had no idea. oO

This was a NSFW, darkly-hilarious webcomic that started ages ago (1999) and ended a few years later... or so I'd thought for years. But no, it seems artist "Clay" has recently relaunched the sucker!

https://www.sexylosers.com/

It's pretty much in the "OGLAF" class of webcomics, but maybe a little more wicked and subtle.

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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

You know, people who want to have sex might have the courtesy of looking up basic information about the anatomy of their preferred partners before doing the deed - at least i knew basic shit like that at my first time.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

If we take this comic seriously, the real issue here is that either he's not asking her what she likes, she's not telling him or she doesn't know either.

Either way, him going to extreme lengths to learn how to please her is not the problem at hand.

Him having to call a radio broadcast because it's easier to get the information that way than from his partner is a massive problem.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

you overestimate how many folks do not have access to that information and were prohibited from learning about it until they get to second base. the fact the caller wants to learn, and is willing to become a better partner shows more commitment to me than folks who tell you to look up something.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

True.
But I think for this area of NSFW comics, I like seeing woman have the upperhand roughly in proportion to how male-centric most similar comics are. (not to mention hentai, dear god)

I hate the idea of a society that doesn't value women well, reduces them to objects, silences their voices, etc...

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Hi👋 I am a woman. I believe it's adorable that this partner is willing to go through the initial embarrassment of calling a public radio to fuck me in ways that make pass out in ecstasy.
Now, fetch me my strapon, I got to show you a spot males miss in anatomy class.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Of course this is a satirical web comic, but if we take this seriosly, there's only two ways this situation could happen:

  • Communication so extremely broken in this relationship that it's easier for him to get the information he needs by calling a public radio broadcast.
  • She too has no clue at all about sex and thus can't even tell him what she likes. (This is actually more common in women than one might think.)

In any way, piling on him for going to extreme lengths trying to learn how to satisfy her is not the problem in that relationship.

Instead, this comic plays into some real-life double standards that I really don't like:

  • Sexual prowess is something that men are required to have and it's shameful if they don't have that skill. Sexual prowess is something that women don't need to have and it can be seen as suspect if they do have that skill.
  • Sex is something that men do to women while the only part that women need to play during sex is be in the room and play starfish.
  • Men need to know what this specific woman likes without her communicating that at all.
  • What he likes doesn't play into the situation at all. If he wants some pleasure out of sex, he needs to do it himself.

Try gender swapping the comic and there is no joke any more.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social -2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

ytf did u reply to me instead of ð main🧵?
sod off, I’m pansexual.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What's wrong with you? I did reply to you to expound on your point because it fit well there.

Do you always attack people who have a similar opinion than yourself?

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social -1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

What part of pansexualism do you not comprehend?
I disagree with you completely, and never did I make my statements 🧵 heteronormitive.
Now get me clamps, let's make your areolas extra sensitive.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

What part of the existence of other people than you don't you comprehend? Also, what does pansexuality have to do with anything? You can also be a pansexual starfish.

Pansexuality also doesn't excuse poor behavior and anger management issues.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social -2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oh, I get it now, you don't know women can love women, femboys, bara, bears, lions, dragons, slimes, tentacles, etc..

Hey cisfuck, why can't I have a nonbinary tentacle monster as a partner? Yeah, I know I can date a sentient starfish. Do you?

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago) (1 children)

You know, it's totally fine to have LGBTQ+ only spaces and demand that these spaces stay exclusively LGBTQ+.

It's really weird though to butt into a thread that's specifically about heterosexual relationships and then demand that everything there is LGBTQ+.

It's about as tone-deaf and inappropriate as if someone would join a queer community and then call everyone slurs for talking about LGBTQ+ relationships.

Your choice of relationship is of course of, but offtopic here.

Please stay respectful. You want respect for your pansexuality, please be respectful of other people's lifestyle choices. Don't be a bigot.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 7 minutes ago

It’s really weird though to butt into a thread that’s specifically about heterosexual relationships and then demand that everything there is LGBTQ+.

THAT'S LITERALLY WHY I TOLD YOU TO ASK IN THE MAIN THREAD, AND NOT ME. HOW DENSE ARE WHEN I TOLD YOU MORE THAN ONCE TO SOD OFF, I DISAGREE, FUCK OFF. The comic shows nothing that the girlfriend has a penis, or that the caller is male.

Don’t be a bigot.

LOOK WHO’S BEEN AN ACTUAL BIGOT TO FEMDOM. SOD OFF AND ASK JohnnyEnzyme, NOT ME.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago

"Ah, the ol' massaging of the prostate gland..!!"

Haha.