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I don't get it
Since others explained most of the joke, I'll point out that the last line is a reference to women's jokes about guys who will fuck them in the least arousing ways possible then ask afterwards "so you came too, right?"
Neither did Joseph
You're Zeus, not Mary.
I love how Mary is the last “uh … Zeus did it” folks believed and then a new religion was found out of it.
Zeus just had a good marketing team to transition out of the pantheon and into being #1 god
It's a joke about Mary becoming pregnant with Jesus. Although I'm not sure why Gabriel is the one doing it. At least one of the gospels says that the Holy Spirit "comes down upon" her to impregnate her and Gabriel was just the messenger who told Mary that she would carry a child.