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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 46 points 7 months ago

Neither did Joseph

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I love how Mary is the last “uh … Zeus did it” folks believed and then a new religion was found out of it.

Zeus just had a good marketing team to transition out of the pantheon and into being #1 god

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It's a joke about Mary becoming pregnant with Jesus. Although I'm not sure why Gabriel is the one doing it. At least one of the gospels says that the Holy Spirit "comes down upon" her to impregnate her and Gabriel was just the messenger who told Mary that she would carry a child.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 7 months ago

Since others explained most of the joke, I'll point out that the last line is a reference to women's jokes about guys who will fuck them in the least arousing ways possible then ask afterwards "so you came too, right?"