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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 117 points 6 days ago (2 children)

“Alone.” Pfft. Do you think she was alone for the first 200 years of her life too?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 64 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life!

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Then why didn't you charge them?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Iirc, yeah basically. Marcille aged faster than other elves and slower than the other races of humans, so she basically never had friends growing up. That's her entire motivation for going into the dungeon, she wants to find a way to equalize the race's lifespans so that no one has to go through what she's gone through anymore

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Well yeah but the text mentions elves, not half elves. I think that the pic is only tangentially related and just because they confused Marcille's ears as elf ears.