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Go to fuck, buddy
Work was hard today because the boss called a meeting to show a fuck. Then we all had to make a fuck. They said everyone had to make at least one fuck or else there wouldn't be enough fucks to fuck before Christmas. I don't think my kids will ever forgive me for missing their fuck, and after all that fuck, I won't even be able able to make a fuck for them to fuck at home.
Fuck this.