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[โ€“] 0ops@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Work was hard today because the boss called a meeting to show a fuck. Then we all had to make a fuck. They said everyone had to make at least one fuck or else there wouldn't be enough fucks to fuck before Christmas. I don't think my kids will ever forgive me for missing their fuck, and after all that fuck, I won't even be able able to make a fuck for them to fuck at home.

Fuck this.