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Any "secure system" with a deliberate backdoor (no matter who it's for) is not a secure system.
I always think of that scene from the simpsons where smithers and burns walk through 8 layers of security doors with various identification techniques, and then in the final room there's an old screen door hanging off its hinges to the outside.
and isn't homer sitting inside eating a sandwich?
Very similar, but not exactly the same episode. That one he was sitting in the core eating a sandwich, but very close :)
I just realized that he showed up twice! I've seen both gags a hundred times and never put together that he was the same guy!
You know who should have showed up more? Tibor. Also Stuart. They were great.
Good old Tibor. What do you mean he was promoted?
It was a dog, not Homer.