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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

This is applicable to shit jobs. My wife's company let a totally incompetent woman slide for a month of sick time, with an awful attendance record before that. And no, she didn't have cancer or some shit, just couldn't get it together and come to work. For a month, when she could work 3 days a week at home.

I have no idea how much PTO my last company gave as I took off almost every Friday and never put a dent in it.