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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Small dog in a fenced yard, picking up after him is a non issue. His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there's never enough to become a problem. If he goes while on a walk, i pick it up.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's just your specific case. If you have an outdoor cat you also don't have to maintain a cat toilet.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think it's good to have outdoor cats. They're very destructive to small animals (songbirds included) in the area.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

No, I'm representative of all dog owners. If a cat is left outside, it is technically a form of mountain lion, which does not count.

Dogs rool, cats drool.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

No, they just come and shit in my yard instead.

The neighbours cats have made it their goal to shit in our vegetable garden and burying the little turd there. I dislike them as much as people that dont pick up after their dogs.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What do you mean "no"? Your cat-owning neighbors don't maintain a cat toilet, do they? Just as I said, so "yes".

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, as in they dont have to maintain their outdoor cat.

I get to do that instead. Oh joy for me.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, ok. Glad we are on the same page here. Enjoy.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Squirrels, chipmunks and rabbits must also piss you off. Also bears.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nice non-equivalent there buddy.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there's never enough to become a problem.

Your yard and shoes smell like dog shit, you're simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your dog shits.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have we met? You have absolutely no basis to make that claim. My yard and shoes smell fine, my sense of smell is fantastic. Why don't you worry about your own yard rather than making assumptions about mine?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't have a yard. Now who's making assumptions, hmmm?