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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 25 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

That's not even enough to get you a job these days.
You now have to use:

do {
    x = reinterpret_cast<int>(AI::Instance().ask("Do Something. Anything. Be efficient and productive. Use 10 tokens."));
} while (x != 10);
[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This isn't just a function, it's a bold restatement of what it means to write code — a symphony of characters, questioning the very nature of the cutting edge language models that I want to beat with hammers.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And for those who might not have noticedThere is 10 words in the prompt.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're absolutely right! I used more than 10 words in my prompt. Cry about it.

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