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By God I meant Ganesh, he is hardcore and everybody of refinement thinks "Ganesh" when they read "God", it's just too boring to say Ganesh every single time.
You're not saying that Ganesh is an asshole, are you? I swear to God...
Ganepati ❤️, patron deity of motorcyclists and skateboarders.
Swear to Ganesh and I'll believe you. 🤪
I swear to Ganesh that he has become my favorite major deity of ALL TIME. If I am lying, may my sexual organs wither, turn black, and fall off.
I was pissed at Yahweh right at the start, Genesis (the first book of the Bible) is the absolute worst religious origin story that I've ever read. Seriously, read it, it's comically bad and I don't get it.
I haven't read everything about Him (Ganesh), but in everything I've read so far He absolutely kicks ass.
Truth! 🥰🤘🏼