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I'd be so freaked out (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, ok. Five golden rings. That's cool. Fine he can keep sending gifts...

Wait what? Six geese?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted him!

(Call it off soon or you end up with gift of milkers.)

[–] FoolishSage@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I only leaned fairly recently that they are all birds with the 5 golden rings being some type of pheasant

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh shoot, TIL, thank you for passing on this revelation

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I say, you're already in it now. May as well stick it out for the lords and ladies. Congratulations, you're now in control of 10 noble families, which probably include at least a few thousand square miles of land and a labor population in the 10s of thousands. Could be more depending on their ranks in the peerage system.