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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 29 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Side-note, FYI (For those on about Christ throughout this thread), consider:

Christ means the anointed one.

Anointed with the holy oil.

The holy oil made with large quantities of "Kaneh Bosm".

Kaneh Bosm correctly translated, fitting the description and effects, is Cannabis.

So, the return of Christ, is the restoration of Cannabis.

"All of these things I have done, you shall do too, and more."

(See Sula Bennet, and Chris Bennett's work on this for more info.)

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

A long-haired, sandal-wearing man preaching peace and love, who probably smelled like cannabis?

Jesus was a hippie, it's confirmed.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, his name loosely translates to Josh, so he's Oily Josh.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I am still working on The Ballad of Greasy Josh tyvm

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. ~Genesis 1:29-30

Now go forth and sin no more!*

*Sin in this context means being a square