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Okay so you're either a bot or so chronically online I don't have words.
You joined less than 2 months ago and have over 2.3k comments?
At this point I hope you're a bot because the alternative is wild. And sure Lemmy is a far better space to spend online time in than reddit or facebook, but like... Damn.
All this to say: if you are a real person, your comment here is textbook definition of separated from reality and stuck in dopamine loops online.
I would not hold this opinion if I didn't go outside.