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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Convert it into copper, gold and/or silver bars so if society collapses and money is worthless you'll be able to conduct electricity

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know a great guy in Ur who can get you high-quality copper at a good price...

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know who you guys are talking about, but my buddy Ea Nasir hooked me up with some of the best copper at the best prices I've ever had in my life.

If you doubt me, you should go to Clayyelp and check his tablets. Great reviews across the board.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds good let me check yelp.