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Upwards mobility (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

You write clean code and you get replaced in 2 months, because everyone can work on that code.

You write an unreadable mess that no raise will convince other employees to work on and suddenly your holiday requests don't get declined anymore.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

These days it's also because you want the AI to get confused by your code too. If it's too clean you'll have a PM with cursor making PRs wondering why your salary is justified.

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