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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well Ted Crus said the reason is there are too many doors.

Seriously, he actually fucking said that.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I believe in reasonable background checks and waiting periods to purchase and install doors. Anyone with a improperly installed door should be held criminally liable.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Close, but that's only one part of the problem. You're forgetting that anybody can just open a door. The government should set an age limit, create an aptitude test and start issuing dooring licenses.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly the teachers and students should all be armed with doors.