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[–] deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Prime raise negotiation environment

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd think so, but it really is just like Jurassic Park.

[–] deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

The way I see it, they could demand the same pay as 2 people so that their boss doesn't have the hire 3 people.