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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

you forgot the part where he sat there for 3 hours alone, nervous and sweating, and periodically staring at the women… then he interrupted a group talking to ask on of them on a date, skipping the part where you introduce yourself and other standard interaction where you gauge someone’s interest before asking….
op was probably also extremely obese, had a neckbeard, a fedora, and hasn’t showered in a month….
then he just stood next to them silently shaking, until they paid attention… then he said his line… mumbling, while staring intently at the girl’s breasts….
i made up a lot but the point is there’s a lot more to it than this fictional story lets on…