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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 16 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The issue with Anon is not where he decided to pick the woman up, but how. What he said is basically "hey, I'm creepy enough to eavesdrop your conversation for three whole hours. Since you're desperate you might as well lower your standards and date someone random, like me." Of course she'd reject him.