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[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh, 10 cloves, now we talking. Between the garlic and onion, I can almost smell the kitchen already

[โ€“] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Go big or go home!

No vampires in this house.