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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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nah they'd deport white immigrants (me), ethnic native Americans, melanated American-born citizens and even white Christian Americans born in California or New York who vote democrat in a heartbeat.
They absolutely would if they could. But again, this woman at the time was basically in Chudwife camo. She's Lily White, Midwestern, and at the time was dressed like a Suburban Karen. Hairstyle included because we didn't have the time to keep up the undercut she usually keeps that makes her look more like a Butch Lesbian than a Suburban Karen.
So unless you looked at her and were brain broken by transvestigation like sometimes happens when she goes into public restrooms there's no way you'd look at her and think "She votes Democrat" even where we live. Plus if they were gonna try that song and dance they would have pulled her over any time while she was trying to evade them. Or even just grabbing her immediately outside of the blood draw clinic they were waiting outside of and followed her as she left.
Which leads me to believe that they were looking for a secluded area to pull her over and threaten to arrest her unless they get something out of it.