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Who is Marie calendar?
Sharon deserves this.
There could never be a more appropriate response to a thread! I’ve been laughing for five minutes straight!
I have like 40 more replies to it lol
guessing it's a recepie blog/person
i'm also guessing Sharon there substituted eggs for diet mayonnaise and baked in 350°C instead of 350°F
edit: turns out it's even dumber. i reverse image searched and Marie Callander's is a shop that sells frozen meals... so this pie was ready, literally all it needed was to visit an oven of a certain temperature for some time
Well it says 40 minutes at 350⁰F, hmm so if I crank it to 700⁰F it should be done in 20 minutes!
why stop there! toss it into a pottery kiln at 2100°F and have it ready in less than 7min :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Callender%27s
American Restaurant Chain
Wait really? I thought it was just shitty frozen pie brand. Never seen a restaurant.
The restaurants only existed in SoCal. The frozen foods are everywhere in the US.
One of the better frozen food manufacturers in the US