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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Glad I'm bisexual, cause I'd marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what's in their pants.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this is why we train on the Bop-It

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please do go easy on the 'Twist It!'

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ring.

Ring.

... Who is it?

... Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

... Extra nips?

Are you... Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You figure it out when you get down there, it's not that difficult.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you're taking this too seriously

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

I think I'm being technically correct!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What.

How does that logic work?

They say they are bisexual.

This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.

... You know what to do based on ... what shape the sexy time meat is.

... How is this complicated?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

It's not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.