Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Pffft, how I know I'm an adult:

I gained 20 lbs, bucked the fuck up and lost it in 4 months
I sleep, refreshed because I actually get my full night's worth in, and go have fun
My back, knees, elbows, feet, and hands hurt, because I overuse them, so I go get in the bath and soak the aches away and get up and out ready to do some more
Comfort has always been more important than style
Spatulas are so last year; I'm getting nerdy about my glass tupperware stuff
Chores are for bores... ah fuck, I can't twist this one
College students are fun to talk to, and easy to push into certain conversation flows that get them out of my hair
Life is good; go get a hobby that you actually enjoy

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Spatulas are so last year; I’m getting nerdy about my glass tupperware stuff

Talk to me when you're ready for wood plates.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 hours ago

You'll take my beautiful ceramic away from me after my last dying breath, villain!