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I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.

Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around.