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[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 16 points 1 day ago

Ah, yes I also work professionally, in very clean non-swear-inducing code without hackjobs that are in production and does a job, because it exists, and I know because I code a lot professionally and never see hacks or swear ever and it also reflects my flawless personality. In fact, here they are now, in the room with us. All the code that is perfect and without hacks are greeting us and they speak highly of me and badly about that unprofessional garry even though we don't really know who he is we are definitely superior since our code is without any hacks and doesn't use any libraries with swear words in the comments