this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2025
382 points (98.7% liked)

Programmer Humor

27500 readers
1201 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 0 points 16 hours ago

brother you're using the wrong thing. First of all you are using crypto that's going to give you some memecoins that are obviously going to collide after 55 hours as what are you even doing not rugpulling the thing day 2?

Second of all, I am pretty sure you should use "RandomUUIDIToldYouSo" module for non-colliding hashes. We all know THAT thing gets its Noise from our parents' instructions on doing a specific thing that keep changing arbitrarily every time you ask.