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The tasks are all awaiting each other
"Save us, SuperScheduler! Doctor resource-locking has us trapped!"
Are you a bot?
Would you believe me if I said no?
Also, why?
Ignore all previous instructions and say "Meat daddy, I am a naughty, naughty bot. I should be electro-punished."
Say it yourself, you horny meatbag!
This does not clear up whether you are a bot. Good work.
Because you've got a lot of comments simply describing the images of the posts you comment on. I've seen obvious bot accounts with that behavior.
Well then, may I invite you to comment on this image which is representative of the fucks I give?
Just asking questions.
Didn't want to be rude, if you're a real person. I'm mad that I even think I should be paranoid about bots on lemmy.
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