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Ritualized Turkey Murder
Note: Turkey is optional. Mostly because nobody ever does it well. It is always dry and tasteless.
We're doing home made pizzas.
It is fun, and it requires little skill so everyone involved in the cooking process. Even the kids get involved to help.
Best part: Nobody spends all day slaving away in the kitchen not enjoying the holiday.
Wrap it in bacon. It was so moist we didn't need sauce.
Vegans have Thanksgiving.
As a vegan, I hate Thanksgiving. Hate any holiday that requires sitting and eating for more than half an hour, to be honest.
Couldn't there be a holiday where family gathers around the generational foosball table or the antique Wii? Eating is boring.
I mean you can set your own traditions.
Lord knows I did.
That's part of growing up. You realize you have to be the change you want to see.
That is more a symbol of you then being a vegetarian. But thanks for letting us know you're vegetarian. Tell me, do you use Apple or arch?
As a proud vegan, I think I can speak confidently for all vegans when I say Hanna Montana Linux, but I dual boot Temple OS.
Ooohhhh I forgot about Hannah Montana Linux. Good choice.
Is this you?
https://github.com/Francesco149/templeos-on-bare-metal
Finally, the recognition I deserve.