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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Turkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Who's to say trump doesn't declair Biden as his family a bunch of jive busta turkeys?

You can't keep thinking in the old ways where things need to be legal or make sense for the GOP to blindly follow.

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago