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Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] DonEladio@feddit.org 127 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Ah...the Adobe business model. Make your customers hate your company and product. Bold move.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Anyone know how to cancel a monthly subscription to condensed cream of mushroom? I was drunk and the free trial seemed like a good idea at the time

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I know this isn't about Adobe, but fuck Adobe. As a user I really do hate them and wish them nothing but failure.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

I call it: "Fuck you, buy our stuff."

[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Well hey it’s working well for adobe so far