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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, unfortunately I lack the requisite knowledge expertise and mad scientist lair level of funding, and I also possess a moral compass.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder which of those issues is the biggest obstacle.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

For me, the last one.

You coukd give me the other two and I'd rather try to cure cancer or something like that.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course, I guessed that. As with many lemmings, I assumed you had a strong moral compass - respect!

It would have been funnier if you had answered one of the others, though.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lets say we're attempting to ... space station 13 style, genetically modify an open fascist.

Like Sydney Sweeney.

... Now, now my moral compass may require another reading.