"You're right to ask, boss. When I said I was using AI to get work done, I was doing neither and just simulating using AI in my mind as I napped under my desk."

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago

Honestly, this is a win-win. I can just lie and say the AI is working on it, and work my second job in the meantime. Boss gets to tell the execs we're using AI and I get twice as much money.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 13 points 2 days ago

We can unite with the AI against the CEOs

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No they want AI instead of workers. AI doesn’t need health insurance or PTO.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

They want AI so the few tasks they can't automate away have their productivity scored against a fast "intelligence", so they can browbeat the actual worker down on their wages.