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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm an alcoholic how do I translate this skill into becoming a dev? Serious question.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Holy shit there really is an XKCD for everything.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

get hired as an entry level Q&A, drink with the devs when you break their shit.

they'll accept you eventually.

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe not as a dev, but those qualifications make you perfect for tech support. The support people where I work have their own beer fridge plus dedicated lockable containers for their liquor and no one would ever dare mess with that. And if you're good at support, there's a high chance you'll get promoted to the Product Owner role pretty fast!