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I only order delivery if it's in-house delivery and not DoorDash, GrubHub, or any other middle-man service.
I strive to cut out as many middle-men as possible. They're fucking parasitic and don't usually offer anything more except fees when compared to going straight to the source of the thing you're trying to get yourself.
yupppp, I completely stopped third party delivery a few years back. sometimes that means I don't get to submit to my urges, and inst ad order from somewhere closer (if I don't feel like driving), or just not at all. so be it.
Agreed. I don't know why people use these apps. They're a complete and utter ripoff.
Hell, these days I rather just go pick up the food myself than order even in-house delivery. Times are tough and I just can't afford to tip anymore.