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[–] teft@piefed.social -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Service fee is probably what their infrastructure costs. Delivery fees are to pay the driver. Tips are the bonus if they are really nice or are very fast.

Is it different in other places because where i live that’s only a few dollars extra on top of my order and it’s worth it since a whole person just got my shit to me in 20 minutes instead of me moving my lazy ass off the couch.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Says right ony receipt the deliver fee is not for the driver. 1

[–] teft@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Not where I live. The delivery fee goes to the driver. Hence my asking if it's different in other places.