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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 48 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Masturbation is a natural and healthy part of life and restricting masturbation leads young men on the path to the far-right.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 28 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Trying to regulate it is close to the alt right christians doing the same thing. My mom left me a book about how touching myself would lead to drugs and hell eventually.

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ISIS enforced abstinence too. It makes their members easier to agitate and more violent, less rational. Plus it lets them promise a reward in the afterlife.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

I can attest to this. I got a chemical burn on my dick and the skin was super sensitive and I couldn’t touch it at all for a couple weeks. I was going fucking insane. I was ready to join ISIS. This shits no joke. Masturbate, people.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact corn flakes were initially released in the thought of them being so bland they would remove your desire to masturbate.

Basically like "I really want to cum but instead I'll just eat this bowl of cereal".

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Kellogg also recommended all his patients undergo circumcision to lower the evil temptation of masturbation.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, he had a bunch of really weird ideas especially about sex and masturbating.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

NNN is not a forced regulation, it's a choice and challenge. Most people who participate in NNN don't link touching yourself to Satan, they do it for the challenge.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

They are increasing their risk for prostate cancer though

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Masturbation is indeed healthy, however abstinence doesn't necessarily lead you to the far right.

In my case, I can basically only masturbate to porn since my imagination is weak, and it naturally led me to watch more crazier stuffs so I just had to go cold turkey for several months atleast.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Source for the 2nd half?