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[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

“Caught” is a very weird way to describe seeing someone do something entirely normal.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In Germany there used to be these late-night radio shows where people talked about their kinks. One of the callers said that he would take old ground meat home from work, shape it into a woman in his bathtub, and then have sex with it.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There, see? That’s something you get caught doing.

Wild what people are willing to admit to, though… 0.0 hopefully joking

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I was a kid, I had a book called "Are You Normal?"

The premise of the book, at least as best as I can recall, was that the author had interviewed an extensive list of people about normally private and/or embarrassing things, such as bodily functions. They would then reveal within the book some of the statistics and you, the reader, would compare yourself to them to determine how "normal" you were.

I don't remember too much from the book, but I remember in the intro the author said something like "it amazed me how many people wouldn't open up to their wives, but would throw the bathroom door open when I asked about how they peed." (This is heavily paraphrased because I only remember the gist.)

Presumably the phenomenon you referenced here in your last line is something similar.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

Well, it doesn’t matter if you’re judged by that random person with a typewriter you’ll never see again.

Being judged by the wife will ruin your life.

[–] monk200@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would be really fun to listen to on a road trip or camping trip with friends. Please tell me if you remember anything about what it was called

[–] Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sounds like a talkshow hosted by Jürgen Domian

https://youtu.be/BFPa0Vp2MYQ this is the story about the ground meat enthusiast.

He hosted radio talkshows since the mid 90s where people would call in and could talk about a lot of things, not seldom about strange behavior or their romantic misadventures.

dont make me listen to the poor guy again who inserted a rose into his penis as surprise for his girlfriend.

[–] monk200@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's pretty tame for a man on an MDMA bender. (I realize it just says "ecstacy", so it could have been literally anything.)

Dude should try ether next

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I also kind of want to know why the fuck the police officers were in his bathroom in the first place.