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North Texas men indicted over bizarre scheme to sail to Haitian island, kill all the men and enslave the women and children (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As punishment, let the Haitians know and send him on a one way ticket to let him try.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've had the privilege of knowing and working with a few Haitian nationals in my lifetime and let me tell you, those guys do NOT fuck around. I can GUARANTEE it would not end well for those two assholes.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

Them and Jamaicans are two Caribbean countries whose locals are badly underestimated for their capability of violence.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

They went to war with France and won. If I didn't know anything else about Haiti, that would have been enough.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Well, I think we should still give them a chance, one clean pair of underwear, and a flare.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

send them to adaman islands.