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Use a paper towel to open the door and toss it into the next garbage you see outside the bathroom. Or toss it into the trash as you leave.
This is what I do but it’s a waste of paper honestly. If they buy a sink and maintain it so I can keep clean, it’s silly that they don’t buy a door conducive to that purpose.
I think hygiene is literally just theatre to a lot of people.
I just use the same paper towel I used to dry my hands
The objectively correct way^
...just use your tongue to pull the door open, that way you can keep your hands freshly-cleaned...
Or just simply lick the hand clean after you've opened the door.